“Trust Us,” said the Government, Right Before Gaslighting You Again “Trust Us,” said the Government, Right Before Gaslighting You Again
From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
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From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
Retailers are prepping for a 2025 holiday season that’s less ‘Jingle Bells’ and more ‘Jingle Bailouts.’ With consumer spending projected to grow just 1.2%, the DMV retail scene is bracing for a frosty financial forecast.
FAA’s “Focus 40” Airports: America’s VIP Runways or Just a Fancy List of Places You’ll Never Fly To?
The FAA’s “Focus 40” list is like the Forbes 40 Under 40—but for airports. We break down which DMV airports made the cut, what it means for your travel delays, and why BWI is the Steve Buscemi of terminals.
Nancy Pelosi’s retirement at 85 has reignited a generational war in the Democratic Party, with younger challengers taking on aging incumbents in Washington D.C. and across the country. As the Capitol braces for a wave of primary battles, the DMV finds itself at the epicenter of a political identity crisis—where the only thing older than the candidates might be their campaign slogans.
The Farmers’ Almanac has published its final edition after 208 years. From sunspot-based forecasts to elderberry syrup tips, here’s how the DMV is reacting to the end of a print icon.
The Trump administration’s immigration court shake-up wasn’t just a staffing change—it was a full-blown reality show firing spree. We break down the NPR report, add a DMV sketch, and ask: what happens when your judge used to be your defense attorney?
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
The 2025 elections in New York, New Jersey, and Virginia weren’t just about who won—they were about who still believes democracy works after three hours in line at a high school gym. Here’s what the results mean, why it matters in the DMV, and how to explain it to your conspiracy-loving cousin.
AI isn’t just a buzzword—it’s the new business partner for DMV entrepreneurs. From D.C. kombucha startups to Virginia auto spas, discover how AI tools are transforming operations, marketing, and customer service across the region.
Retailers Brace for a Cold Winter, and Not Just the Weather 
Pelosi’s Retirement Sparks a Democratic Civil War (With AARP Memberships) 
The Last Forecast: Farmers’ Almanac Bids Farewell After 208 Years of Predicting Weather and Weird Remedies 
You’re Fired! From Justice: The Trump-Era Immigration Judge Purge Nobody Saw Coming 
Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist 
Red, Blue, and Still Screaming: What the 2025 Elections Say About America (and Your HOA President) 
AI Productivity Tools Are Taking Over Small Business in the DMV