We roast influencer endorsements, brand worship, and lifestyle trends that cost more than your rent. If it’s overpriced, overhyped, or over-Instagrammed, we’re already writing jokes.
The Farmers’ Almanac has published its final edition after 208 years. From sunspot-based forecasts to elderberry syrup tips, here’s how the DMV is reacting to the end of a print icon.
SNAP benefits are set to expire November 1 thanks to the government shutdown, leaving 42 million Americans—and 275,000 DMV residents—without food assistance. Meanwhile, Congress is still getting paid. Welcome to the Hunger Games: Capitol Hill edition.
From 2023 to 2025, hundreds of thousands of Americans—especially from the DMV area—have packed their bags and moved abroad. With rising costs, remote work, and global opportunities, the Great American Exit is gaining steam. Here’s the fact-checked breakdown, a bar graph, and a few jokes to go.
Spotify’s ad targeting is serving beer commercials between toddler ABC songs. DMV parents are asking: is this a playlist or a pub crawl?
Starting October 21, 2025, the Disney+ and Hulu Bundle (with ads) will jump to $12.99/month. But why? Is it inflation? Is it content fatigue? Or is it because Disney just lost 1.7 million subscribers in five days after suspending Jimmy Kimmel? Let’s break it down DMV-style—with sarcasm, stats, and a healthy dose of “I’m not renewing until Black Friday.”
Rumors are sizzling hotter than a skillet of country ham: Did Cracker Barrel suspend its restaurant remodels because of a logo controversy? We fact-check the claim, roast the internet’s outrage machine, and serve up a side of satire with your biscuits.
Walmart has recalled its Great Value shrimp in 13 states after the FDA detected radioactive Caesium-137 in a shipment from Indonesia. While one contaminated sample didn’t hit shelves, three batches did—and if you live in the DMV, it’s time to check your freezer before your dinner starts humming.
August 2025’s economy is giving off strong “meh” vibes—rising prices, cautious optimism, and a job market that wants you to be a coder-barista-therapist. September’s forecast? Mild turbulence with a chance of pumpkin spice. Dive into this satirical breakdown of what’s happening, what’s next, and why your oat milk costs $7.
The Last Forecast: Farmers’ Almanac Bids Farewell After 208 Years of Predicting Weather and Weird Remedies 
Shutdown Showdown: Congress Gets Paid, SNAP Gets Snapped, and DC Gets Hangry 
The Great American Exit: 2023–2025 (With Real Data & a Bar Graph!) 
A Is for Ale? Spotify’s Ad Algorithm Is Drunk and Needs a Nap 
Disney+ Is Raising Prices Again—Because Apparently Mickey Needs a Third Yacht