Corporate Christmas in September: Who’s Doing It, What They’re Selling, and Why Your Wallet’s Already Crying
Retail giants like Walmart, Target, Home Depot, Costco, and Amazon are already selling Christmas items in early September 2025. Is it inflation, desperation, or just America being America? This satirical essay breaks down the economic strategy, emotional manipulation, and absurdity behind the premature holiday push.
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