AI is Wall Street’s new intern—fast, tireless, and emotionally unavailable. From robo-advisors in Maryland to trading bots in Virginia, here’s your October 12th satirical breakdown of artificial intelligence in finance.
A hacker group claims to have stolen nearly 1 billion Salesforce records. That’s right—your CRM just became a CRISIS. Let’s break down what happened, why it matters, and how this could affect businesses from Washington D.C. to Waldorf.
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AI in Finance: Wall Street’s New Intern Doesn’t Sleep, Eat, or Ask for a Raise 
Salesforce Breach: 1 billion Records Stolen, Hackers Say ‘We Just Wanted to See Who Still Uses Chatter’