Apple Vision Pro 2: The Tesla of Your Face

Apple Vision Pro 2: The Tesla of Your Face

Apple’s Vision Pro 2 has officially landed, and it’s already being hailed as the Tesla of wearable tech—minus the self-driving crashes. With a sleeker design, sharper visuals, and a price tag that could fund a semester at Georgetown, this headset is aimed at developers, creatives, and anyone who thinks reality is overrated.

According to https://www.apple.com/newsroom/Apple Newsroom, the Vision Pro 2 boasts enhanced eye-tracking, spatial audio, and a battery life that lasts just long enough to regret not buying AppleCare. In the DMV, tech startups are scrambling to build apps for the device. One Bethesda-based team is working on a virtual Metro ride that doesn’t smell like regret and broken dreams.

Meanwhile, D.C. lobbyists are already pitching AR tools to help politicians avoid eye contact with constituents. And Georgetown students? They’re using it to attend class from bed while pretending to be in the library.

“Apple’s Vision Pro 2 is so immersive, it can simulate the feeling of being stuck in Beltway traffic—without the actual trauma.”

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Sources: Apple Newsroom, TechCrunch