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From summit scandals to international incidents that sound like sitcom plots, we cover the globe like a passport with emotional baggage. World leaders, treaties, and geopolitical drama—served with sarcasm.

Trump, Zelenskyy, and the Ceasefire That Ghosted Us

As President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and European leaders at the White House to discuss ending Russia’s war in Ukraine, the summit turns into a geopolitical rom-com with Putin playing the ex who won’t stop texting. This satirical essay unpacks the absurdity, the stakes, and the diplomatic drama with DMV-flavored punchlines and late-night flair.

IFC in August 2025 — Capitalism with a Cape

In August 2025, the International Finance Corporation (IFC) is busy saving the world—one solar panel, startup lease, and women’s empowerment course at a time. Whether it’s funding billion-dollar factories or teaching entrepreneurs how to hustle, IFC continues its mission to make capitalism look like a humanitarian effort.

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