Apple Vision Pro 2: The Tesla of Your Face
Apple’s Vision Pro 2 is here, and it’s more immersive than your last therapy session. DMV startups are racing to catch up.
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Apple’s Vision Pro 2 is here, and it’s more immersive than your last therapy session. DMV startups are racing to catch up.
In Washington D.C., where tech bros wear Patagonia vests like armor and every coffee shop doubles as a startup incubator, artificial intelligence has officially entered its “emotionally unavailable” era. This satirical essay explores the latest AI trends, the DMV’s tech scene, and why your smart fridge might be judging your snack choices.
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