Despite Donald Trump’s ongoing feud with Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz has remained conspicuously silent in 2025. This satirical essay explores Cruz’s strategic non-response, the political dynamics behind it, and imagines what might happen if Cruz ever stepped into the late-night spotlight.
Senator Ted Cruz calls FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s threats to pull ABC’s license “dangerous as hell,” comparing them to “mafioso” tactics. This satirical essay breaks down the podcast drama, political fallout, and what it means for free speech in America.
Despite viral rumors, Disney has not pulled Jimmy Kimmel from any role due to controversy. This satirical essay explores the origins of the claim, the facts behind it, and the absurdity of internet speculation.
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