RSV Surge in DMV Schools: Bubble Wrap Your Kids

RSV Surge in DMV Schools: Bubble Wrap Your Kids

Just when you thought it was safe to send your kids back to school without a hazmat suit, RSV (Respiratory Syncytial Virus) is back—and it’s not playing around. Pediatric clinics in Montgomery County and Northern Virginia are reporting a spike in cases, and parents are panic-Googling symptoms like it’s 2020 all over again.

According to the https://www.cdc.gov/rsv/CDC, RSV is hitting earlier and harder this year. Schools are considering hybrid models again, and hand sanitizer is now more valuable than Taylor Swift tickets. Teachers are prepping lesson plans for both in-person and Zoom, while kids are just excited to stay home and play Roblox.

Local pharmacies are running out of children’s Tylenol, and urgent care centers are seeing wait times longer than a D.C. brunch line on a Sunday.

“RSV is spreading so fast, even your kid’s imaginary friend has a cough.”

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Sources: CDC, Maryland Department of Health