Where the Heck Are My Student Loans Now? A 2025 Survival Guide
Still waiting for your student loans to vanish like your will to attend Zoom classes? Welcome to 2025, where forgiveness is divine, but repayment is mandatory.
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Still waiting for your student loans to vanish like your will to attend Zoom classes? Welcome to 2025, where forgiveness is divine, but repayment is mandatory.
Student loan debt in 2025 has hit $1.77 trillion. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the chaos, the culprits, and the comedy behind America’s favorite financial horror story.
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