FAA’s “Focus 40” Airports: America’s VIP Runways or Just a Fancy List of Places You’ll Never Fly To?
By Nkahoot Comedy Desk | November 8, 2025 | Washington D.C.
If you’ve ever wondered which airports the FAA considers the Beyoncé of runways, look no further than the “Focus 40” list. It’s like the Forbes 40 Under 40, but for places where your flight gets delayed, your luggage gets lost, and your overpriced airport sandwich comes with a side of regret.
🛫 What Makes an Airport “Focus-Worthy”?
According to FAA planning documents and a few aviation nerds who probably have runway posters in their bedrooms, the Focus 40 airports are selected based on:
- Passenger Volume: How many people are willing to pay $9 for a bottle of Dasani.
- Geographic Importance: If it’s not in the middle of nowhere, it’s probably on the list.
- Economic Impact: Because nothing says “important” like a terminal with a Shake Shack.
- Infrastructure Needs: A polite way of saying “this place is falling apart.”
🧠 Fun Fact: Reagan National Made the Cut
That’s right, D.C.’s own Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) is on the list. Which makes sense—it’s the only airport where you can land and see the Capitol building, the Pentagon, and your tax dollars flying away in real time.
🧳 The DMV’s Role in the Focus 40
Let’s talk local. The DMV (that’s D.C., Maryland, Virginia, not the place where dreams go to die) is home to some of the most trafficked airports in the country:
- DCA (Reagan National): Where you can hear lobbyists arguing over who gets the aisle seat.
- IAD (Dulles International): The airport that’s technically in Virginia but emotionally in a different time zone.
- BWI (Baltimore/Washington International): The underdog of the trio, but hey, they’ve got crab cakes and a Chick-fil-A.
💸 Infrastructure Money: Where’s It Going?
The FAA’s Focus 40 initiative is part of a larger push to modernize airport infrastructure. Think:
- Runway upgrades: So your pilot doesn’t land like he’s playing Mario Kart.
- Terminal renovations: Because nothing says “America” like a working bathroom.
- Tech improvements: Like Wi-Fi that doesn’t make you want to throw your phone into the Hudson.
🧂 Satirical Take: What If Airports Were Celebrities?
If airports were celebrities, here’s how the Focus 40 would stack up:
- LAX: The Kardashian of airports. Flashy, chaotic, and somehow always trending.
- JFK: The Meryl Streep. Classic, iconic, and probably judging you.
- DCA: The Jon Stewart. Smart, political, and always ready with a punchline.
- BWI: The Steve Buscemi. Underrated, weirdly charming, and probably your favorite if you’re honest.
📊 The Bigger Picture
According to the FAA, the Focus 40 initiative is about ensuring that the most criticaln the U.S. are equipped to handle future demand. With air travel expected to double by 2040, these airports are getting the VIP treatment—while the rest of us still have to sprint through terminals like we’re in a Nike commercial.
📍 Why It Matters to the DMV
For residents of Washington D.C., Maryland, and Virginia, this list isn’t just bureaucratic fluff—it’s a roadmap for where your tax dollars are going and which terminals might finally get a Starbucks that doesn’t close at 6 p.m. With DCA, IAD, and BWI all playing major roles in regional and national air traffic, the Focus 40 designation means better service, more flights, and hopefully fewer delays caused by “unexpected weather” when it’s sunny and 72 degrees.
🎤 Final Boarding Call
So next time you’re stuck in a TSA line behind someone who packed a gallon of shampoo, just remember—you’re at one of America’s elite airports. The FAA says so. And if that doesn’t make you feel better, maybe the overpriced airport margarita will.

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