George Washington warned us about political parties. We ignored him like a Metro delay alert. Here’s how the Founding Fathers predicted the DMV’s political chaos—and why they’d be haunting C-SPAN today.
It’s Election Day in the DMV! Whether you’re voting for a school board member or someone promising to fix that pothole from 2012, here’s your full guide to surviving the polls with your sanity intact.
Federal officials told a judge they followed the law during aggressive ICE raids in Chicago. Tear gas, pepper balls, and body cams—what could go wrong? Judge Ellis isn’t buying the excuses, and November 5 is shaping up to be the courtroom Super Bowl.
Who’s telling the truth about the 2025 government shutdown? We fact-checked Democrats and Republicans, crunched the numbers, and found that Democrats are currently more accurate (61% truth rating) than Republicans (46%). Dive into the data, DMV impact, and political spin—served with satire and stats.
A recent op-ed claims VOA editorials now support Trump’s political agenda. But is it true? We fact-checked the allegations, reviewed the editorial charter, and examined connections to Project 2025. Verdict: Unconfirmed, speculative, and ripe for DMV satire.
Target’s stock is doing the cha-cha with inflation while its strategy team moonwalks through supply chain chaos. We break down how TGT’s price moves and execution-aware positioning are keeping it relevant, resilient, and retail-ready across the DMV and beyond.
If you thought education was already a chaotic blend of standardized tests, budget cuts, and motivational posters that say ‘Dream Big’ next to a broken stapler, 2025 just said, ‘Hold my dry erase marker.’ The U.S. education system has officially entered its midlife crisis—complete with policy pivots, funding facelifts, and a curriculum that now includes ‘How to Survive AI Without Crying.’
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The Founders’ Warnings and the Modern Two-Party System 
How to Vote Today in the DMV Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Lunch) 
Federal Officials Defend Aggressive Immigration Raids: Tear Gas, Court Drama, and a Pastor in the Crossfire 
Shutdown Showdown 2025 – Who’s Telling the Truth, and Who’s Just Good at Yelling 
Voice of America or Voice of Agenda?