Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
George Washington warned us about political parties. We ignored him like a Metro delay alert. Here’s how the Founding Fathers predicted the DMV’s political chaos—and why they’d be haunting C-SPAN today.
Donald Trump wants the Supreme Court to clarify presidential powers—again. Is this a constitutional crisis or just another episode of “Law & Order: MAGA Unit”? Let’s break it down DMV-style, with satire, SEO, and a splash of legal absurdity.
A billionaire Trump supporter is building a new media empire, and Bari Weiss might be the editor-in-chief. Marylanders are bracing for impact, wondering if their cable boxes will need therapy. A satirical look at the rise of MAGA Media 2.0, with a DMV twist.
Curtis Sliwa is back in the mayoral ring, flanked by Trumpian echoes, progressive firebrand Mamdani, and the ghost of Cuomo past. Welcome to New York’s political Thunderdome—where everyone’s got a cape, a scandal, or a podcast.
Johnny Carson believed late-night comedy should unite, not divide. In today’s hyper-political media climate, his apolitical approach feels like both a relic and a roadmap. This satirical essay explores Carson’s philosophy, its impact on late-night TV, and what modern hosts can learn from the man who made America laugh without picking sides.
Donald Trump announced he’ll award Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom, sparking national debate and late-night comedy gold. From Mafia takedowns to landscaping press conferences, Giuliani’s legacy gets a shiny new twist.