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Inflation Hits DMV Grocery Aisles—Eggs Now a Luxury Item

Egg prices in the DMV are skyrocketing—omelets might need a credit check. #DMVEconomy #InflationNation #EggCrisis

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Egg prices jumped 40% year-over-year, per CNBC (https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/01/us-inflation-food-prices.html). DMV brunch culture is in crisis. Bethesda diners offer “eggless Benedict.” Arlington farmers cash in like crypto millionaires.

**Why It Matters**
Food inflation strains DMV households and restaurants. BLS data shows food-at-home prices rose 6% nationally (https://www.bls.gov).

**Closing Punchline**
If prices keep climbing, expect black-market omelets in D.C. alleyways.

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