George Washington warned us about political parties. We ignored him like a Metro delay alert. Here’s how the Founding Fathers predicted the DMV’s political chaos—and why they’d be haunting C-SPAN today.
A recent op-ed claims VOA editorials now support Trump’s political agenda. But is it true? We fact-checked the allegations, reviewed the editorial charter, and examined connections to Project 2025. Verdict: Unconfirmed, speculative, and ripe for DMV satire.
In a move that’s part geopolitical strategy, part reality TV reboot, Donald Trump’s newly unveiled Gaza peace plan is making waves—and not just in the Middle East. With Project 2025 lurking in the background like a MAGA-flavored ghostwriter, the DMV crowd is asking: “Is this diplomacy or a pitch for a Netflix docuseries?”
In this satirical deep-dive, we explore what would happen if Donald Trump proposed a $100,000 fee for H-1B visas. Spoiler: it’s like charging rent for the Statue of Liberty. Packed with punchlines, political parody, and SEO-rich absurdity.
The “Big Beautiful Bill” is Washington’s latest attempt to rebrand budget cuts as patriotic glitter. This satirical breakdown explores how the bill’s healthcare provisions could leave millions uninsured, spark preventable deaths, and redefine paperwork as a weapon. Spoiler: it’s not beautiful, and it’s definitely not big on compassion.
Donald Trump is calling the Pentagon the “Department of War,” reviving a name America ditched in 1947 for sounding too aggressive. This satirical essay explores the history of the Department of War, its rebranding to the Department of Defense, and why Trump’s throwback terminology is stirring up headlines, memes, and military-grade confusion.
Scientists didn’t just reject the Trump administration’s climate report—they torched it with data, memes, and a whole lot of sass. Here’s the full roast.
Donald Trump is back with a new plot twist: banning mail-in voting before the 2026 midterms. In this satirical essay, we unpack the absurdity, the strategy, and the DMV’s reaction to the latest attempt to stamp out democracy—literally.
Is your local government moonwalking over the Constitution while you’re stuck in traffic on I-270? This satirical exposé dives into the legal shenanigans happening in plain sight across the DMV, backed by real data and a healthy dose of disbelief.
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