BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SCANDAL: DC’s Epstein File Emergency Protocol
When Congress hits a wall, someone inevitably whispers “Epstein,” and suddenly the nation’s attention pivots from policy to private jets. This satirical essay explores how the Epstein files have become D.C.’s favorite emergency lever.
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