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From Ivy League illusions to classroom chaos, we satirize the academic world with the precision of a poorly graded essay. Professors, students, and tuition fees—everyone gets detention.

Higher Ed or Higher Debt? ROI of U.S. Colleges in 2025

Are U.S. colleges delivering the value they promise—or just handing out diplomas and debt? This satirical essay breaks down the cost, outcomes, and absurdities of higher education in 2025. Spoiler: Your degree might be less useful than your Costco membership.

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