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Trump’s Gaza Peace Plan: Now With 20% More Project 2025!

In a move that’s part geopolitical strategy, part reality TV reboot, Donald Trump’s newly unveiled Gaza peace plan is making waves—and not just in the Middle East. With Project 2025 lurking in the background like a MAGA-flavored ghostwriter, the DMV crowd is asking: “Is this diplomacy or a pitch for a Netflix docuseries?”

Trump’s Social Security Proclamation: Retirement Gets a Red Hat Makeover

In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a Mar-a-Lago brunch and approved by a committee of golf carts, Donald J. Trump has allegedly issued a proclamation about Social Security. And folks, it’s not your grandma’s retirement plan—unless your grandma owns a condo in Trump Tower and thinks Medicare should come with a side of steak.

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