Trump, Zelenskyy, and the Ceasefire That Ghosted Us
As President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and European leaders at the White House to discuss ending Russia’s war in Ukraine, the summit turns into a geopolitical rom-com with Putin playing the ex who won’t stop texting. This satirical essay unpacks the absurdity, the stakes, and the diplomatic drama with DMV-flavored punchlines and late-night flair.
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