Nkahoot Early Birds and Political Worms
Primaries chatter is heating up in Washington D.C. Candidates are announcing early, because nothing says leadership like tweeting at 3 AM.
DMV voters brace for ads, debates, and yard signs that will outlive us all.
Comedy Bits:
- Imagine a candidate promising free Wi-Fi on Metro as their platform.
- Next trend: Campaign TikToks with dance challenges.
If politicians danced for votes, Congress would be on TikTok right now.
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