From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
Everybody’s making apps for things you could already do cook, shop, walk your do, but we’re too lazy to do them. Here’s why convenience wins and what absurd app ideas might come next.
Startups in Washington D.C. are pivoting faster than a politician during a scandal. Today’s trend? Coffee shops that double as crypto exchanges.
AI is coming for your job—and it doesn’t need coffee breaks. Welcome to the age of synthetic employees.
AI isn’t just a buzzword—it’s the new business partner for DMV entrepreneurs. From D.C. kombucha startups to Virginia auto spas, discover how AI tools are transforming operations, marketing, and customer service across the region.
Meta and Amazon layoffs are shaking up the DMV tech scene—and LinkedIn is now a support group.
Congress is back at it—trying to ban TikTok while still figuring out how to unmute on Zoom.
Metro riders are mad, broke, and suddenly into walking. WMATA’s new budget plan is less “transportation” and more “fitness challenge.”
From solar-powered HQs to zero-waste cafeterias, Virginia corporations are turning sustainability into a business flex in 2025.
Businesses in the DMV are failing faster than a bad TikTok trend. Here’s why backed by real data and served with a side of satire.
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Everybody’s Making Apps for Stuff You Could Just Do… But You’re Too Lazy 
The DMV Hustle: Why Every Startup Now Sells Coffee AND Crypto 
AI Productivity Tools Are Taking Over Small Business in the DMV 
Metro Fare Hikes: WMATA’s Bold Plan to Make Walking Trendy Again 
Sustainable Business Practices in Virginia: Corporate America’s Green Glow-Up 
Why Businesses Are Failing in 2025: A DMV Roast with Real Data