From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
AI isn’t just a buzzword—it’s the new business partner for DMV entrepreneurs. From D.C. kombucha startups to Virginia auto spas, discover how AI tools are transforming operations, marketing, and customer service across the region.
Meta and Amazon layoffs are shaking up the DMV tech scene—and LinkedIn is now a support group.
Congress is back at it—trying to ban TikTok while still figuring out how to unmute on Zoom.
Metro riders are mad, broke, and suddenly into walking. WMATA’s new budget plan is less “transportation” and more “fitness challenge.”
From solar-powered HQs to zero-waste cafeterias, Virginia corporations are turning sustainability into a business flex in 2025.
Businesses in the DMV are failing faster than a bad TikTok trend. Here’s why backed by real data and served with a side of satire.
Washington D.C. is famous for two things: politics and brunch. But thanks to a tidal wave of layoffs sweeping through tech, media, and even government contractors, the District is about to add a third claim to fame—podcasts. Yes, podcasts. The new economy isn’t about resumes; it’s about RSS feeds.
HR isn’t just paperwork—it’s the lifeline for businesses in the DMV. See how HR contributes percentagewise with a visual breakdown and tips for success in 2025.
Tech layoffs hit the DMV hard. Here’s what it means for the job market.
AI Productivity Tools Are Taking Over Small Business in the DMV 
Metro Fare Hikes: WMATA’s Bold Plan to Make Walking Trendy Again 
Sustainable Business Practices in Virginia: Corporate America’s Green Glow-Up 
Why Businesses Are Failing in 2025: A DMV Roast with Real Data 
Why Businesses Need HR Support Today (And Yes, We’ve Got the Numbers to Prove It) 
Tech Layoffs: DMV Job Market Gets Awkward