“Trust Us,” said the Government, Right Before Gaslighting You Again “Trust Us,” said the Government, Right Before Gaslighting You Again
From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
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From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
Retailers are prepping for a 2025 holiday season that’s less ‘Jingle Bells’ and more ‘Jingle Bailouts.’ With consumer spending projected to grow just 1.2%, the DMV retail scene is bracing for a frosty financial forecast.
The Farmers’ Almanac has published its final edition after 208 years. From sunspot-based forecasts to elderberry syrup tips, here’s how the DMV is reacting to the end of a print icon.
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
SNAP benefits are set to expire November 1 thanks to the government shutdown, leaving 42 million Americans—and 275,000 DMV residents—without food assistance. Meanwhile, Congress is still getting paid. Welcome to the Hunger Games: Capitol Hill edition.
In a political standoff that’s starving the headlines—and potentially 42 million Americans—the Trump administration says it won’t release emergency SNAP funds for November. DMV families brace for empty plates and full blame games.
The GOP-led Oversight Committee says Biden’s autopen-signed pardons are ‘void.’ Is this a constitutional crisis or just another episode of ‘Capitol Hill: The Reality Show’?
Nkahoot Briefs are here! Short, witty notifications for people who don’t have time for full articles—or are still learning their ABCs with Mrs. Rachel. Perfect for DMV locals who want quick updates without the fluff.
A breakdown of the laws that allow (or block) the President from deploying military troops to U.S. cities, with a DMV-focused lens on legality, controversy, and historical precedent.
Retailers Brace for a Cold Winter, and Not Just the Weather 
The Last Forecast: Farmers’ Almanac Bids Farewell After 208 Years of Predicting Weather and Weird Remedies 
Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist 
Shutdown Showdown: Congress Gets Paid, SNAP Gets Snapped, and DC Gets Hangry 
SNAPocalypse Now: Trump’s $9 Billion Stand-Off Over Food Stamps 
Autopen Apocalypse: GOP Declares Biden’s Pardons ‘Void’ 
Breaking News: Nkahoot Briefs Are Here, Because Ain’t Nobody Got Time for a 1,200-Word Think Piece 
The Legal Playbook: How a U.S. President Can Deploy Troops Domestically