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The Farmers’ Almanac has published its final edition after 208 years. From sunspot-based forecasts to elderberry syrup tips, here’s how the DMV is reacting to the end of a print icon.
The Trump administration’s immigration court shake-up wasn’t just a staffing change—it was a full-blown reality show firing spree. We break down the NPR report, add a DMV sketch, and ask: what happens when your judge used to be your defense attorney?
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
The 2025 elections in New York, New Jersey, and Virginia weren’t just about who won—they were about who still believes democracy works after three hours in line at a high school gym. Here’s what the results mean, why it matters in the DMV, and how to explain it to your conspiracy-loving cousin.
AI isn’t just a buzzword—it’s the new business partner for DMV entrepreneurs. From D.C. kombucha startups to Virginia auto spas, discover how AI tools are transforming operations, marketing, and customer service across the region.
George Washington warned us about political parties. We ignored him like a Metro delay alert. Here’s how the Founding Fathers predicted the DMV’s political chaos—and why they’d be haunting C-SPAN today.
It’s Election Day in the DMV! Whether you’re voting for a school board member or someone promising to fix that pothole from 2012, here’s your full guide to surviving the polls with your sanity intact.
From Virginia’s scandal-packed governor race to New York’s mayoral circus, the 2025 elections are less about policy and more about surviving the news cycle. A satirical breakdown for DMV readers.
Congress is back at it—trying to ban TikTok while still figuring out how to unmute on Zoom.
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Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist 
Red, Blue, and Still Screaming: What the 2025 Elections Say About America (and Your HOA President) 
AI Productivity Tools Are Taking Over Small Business in the DMV 
The Founders’ Warnings and the Modern Two-Party System 
How to Vote Today in the DMV Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Lunch) 
The Last Forecast: Farmers’ Almanac Bids Farewell After 208 Years of Predicting Weather and Weird Remedies 
You’re Fired! From Justice: The Trump-Era Immigration Judge Purge Nobody Saw Coming 
Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist 
Red, Blue, and Still Screaming: What the 2025 Elections Say About America (and Your HOA President) 
AI Productivity Tools Are Taking Over Small Business in the DMV 
The Founders’ Warnings and the Modern Two-Party System 
How to Vote Today in the DMV Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Lunch) 
2025 Elections: Where Scandals Run for Office and Polls Are Just Fancy Coin Tosses