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From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
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We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
From fake coups to goat yoga conspiracies, we unpack the government’s greatest hits of misinformation—served with a side of sarcasm and facts.
Nancy Pelosi’s retirement at 85 has reignited a generational war in the Democratic Party, with younger challengers taking on aging incumbents in Washington D.C. and across the country. As the Capitol braces for a wave of primary battles, the DMV finds itself at the epicenter of a political identity crisis—where the only thing older than the candidates might be their campaign slogans.
The Trump administration’s immigration court shake-up wasn’t just a staffing change—it was a full-blown reality show firing spree. We break down the NPR report, add a DMV sketch, and ask: what happens when your judge used to be your defense attorney?
Congress is trending again, and not for passing laws. From AI senators to shutdown roulette, here’s what’s hot in the political circus this November.
The 2025 elections in New York, New Jersey, and Virginia weren’t just about who won—they were about who still believes democracy works after three hours in line at a high school gym. Here’s what the results mean, why it matters in the DMV, and how to explain it to your conspiracy-loving cousin.
George Washington warned us about political parties. We ignored him like a Metro delay alert. Here’s how the Founding Fathers predicted the DMV’s political chaos—and why they’d be haunting C-SPAN today.
It’s Election Day in the DMV! Whether you’re voting for a school board member or someone promising to fix that pothole from 2012, here’s your full guide to surviving the polls with your sanity intact.
From Virginia’s scandal-packed governor race to New York’s mayoral circus, the 2025 elections are less about policy and more about surviving the news cycle. A satirical breakdown for DMV readers.
The 2026 Senate race is already heating up in the DMV, and the campaign promises are wilder than ever.
Pelosi’s Retirement Sparks a Democratic Civil War (With AARP Memberships) 
You’re Fired! From Justice: The Trump-Era Immigration Judge Purge Nobody Saw Coming 
Speaker Swaps, Shutdowns & AI Senators: The 2025 Political Playlist 
Red, Blue, and Still Screaming: What the 2025 Elections Say About America (and Your HOA President) 
The Founders’ Warnings and the Modern Two-Party System 
How to Vote Today in the DMV Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Lunch) 
2025 Elections: Where Scandals Run for Office and Polls Are Just Fancy Coin Tosses