🎭 Nkahoot’s Privacy Policy: Now With 100% More Sass and 0% Legalese (Okay, Maybe 5%)

Welcome to Nkahoot.com, where the jokes are free, the cookies are optional, and your data is treated like a celebrity at a Whole Foods—watched, but respectfully.

🕵️ Who We Are (Besides Hilarious)

Website address: http://nkahoot.com
That’s us. The digital comedy club where your browser comes to laugh, cry, and maybe leave a comment or two.

💬 Comments: Where You Speak and We… Collect

When you leave a comment, we collect:

• What you typed (obviously)
• Your IP address (because bots are sneaky)
• Your browser’s user agent string (because we like to know if you’re still using Internet Explorer… and silently judge)

We also send a hashed version of your email to Gravatar to see if you’ve got a profile pic. If you do, congrats! Your face will be publicly visible next to your comment. If not, you’ll get the default mystery silhouette. Very “witness protection chic.”

🔗 https://automattic.com/privacy/

📸 Media: Upload Responsibly, GPS Creepers Are Real

If you upload images, please don’t include embedded location data (EXIF GPS). Unless you want strangers knowing you took that selfie at the Dunkin’ Donuts on Route 355 in Gaithersburg. (Hey, we’re local SEO-friendly.)

🍪 Cookies: Not the Chocolate Chip Kind, Sorry

We use cookies. Not to track your every move like a jealous ex, but to make your life easier.

Here’s the cookie breakdown:

• Comment cookies: Save your name, email, and website so you don’t have to retype it next time. Lasts 1 year. That’s longer than most gym memberships.
• Login page cookie: Temporary. Checks if your browser accepts cookies. Gone when you close the tab.
• Login cookies: Last 2 days. If you click “Remember Me,” they last 2 weeks. If you log out, they ghost you.
• Screen options cookies: Last 1 year. Because we respect your aesthetic choices.
• Post-editing cookie: Tracks the post ID of what you just edited. Expires in 1 day. Like a Snapchat for blog posts.

📦 Embedded Content: The YouTube Rabbit Hole Clause

Articles may include embedded content (videos, images, tweets, etc.). When you interact with them, it’s like you visited that site directly. So if you click a YouTube video, don’t blame us when you end up watching conspiracy theories about pigeons being government drones.

These third-party sites may:

• Collect your data
• Use cookies
• Track your interactions
• Judge your taste in videos (probably)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Who We Share Your Data With

If you request a password reset, your IP address is included in the reset email. That’s it. No selling your info to shady marketers or sending it to aliens. (Unless the aliens ask nicely.)

⏳ How Long We Keep Your Data

• Comments: Kept forever. Like that embarrassing tweet you forgot to delete.
• Registered users: We store your profile info. You can view, edit, or delete it anytime—except your username. That’s locked in like your high school nickname.

Admins can also see and edit your info. But don’t worry, they’re too busy moderating spam and arguing about font choices.

🧾 Your Rights: Because You’re the Boss (Sorta)

If you’ve got an account or left comments, you can:

• Request a copy of your personal data
• Ask us to delete it

We’ll comply—unless we need to keep it for legal, security, or “we’re not sure but better safe than sorry” reasons.

🌍 Where Your Data Goes

Comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. It’s like a bouncer for our comment section—no bots, no trolls, no nonsense.

🧠 Final Thoughts (and a Cookie Crumb Trail)

We’re not here to sell your data, stalk your habits, or judge your late-night browsing. We’re here to make you laugh, maybe make you think, and definitely make sure your privacy is respected like a VIP at a velvet-rope comedy club.

So go ahead—comment, upload, laugh, and engage. Just know that behind the scenes, we’re keeping things secure, respectful, and just a little bit ridiculous.