Advertise With Us
Because your brand deserves more than a boring banner ad
Why Choose Our Packages?
Committing to an ad campaign feels like committing to a gym membership—you want results, not guilt. That’s why we built three powerhouse packages that scale with your ambition (and your budget). Starting at $1,999, these plans are designed to make your brand the punchline everyone remembers—in a good way.
30-Day Campaign: The “Opening Act”
$1,999
Impressions: 25K–50K+ locally through our network
- 1 Sponsored Post (SEO-packed, DMV-targeted, humor-driven)
- Social Media Blitz (on all our socials)
- Geo-targeting: Washington D.C., Maryland, Virginia
- End-of-Campaign Report
60-Day Campaign: The “Headliner”
$2,999
Impressions: 50K–75K+ locally through our network
- 1 Sponsored Post (SEO-packed, DMV-targeted, humor-driven)
- Company Video Integration
- Social Media Blitz (on all our socials)
- Geo-targeted SEO Optimization
- End-of-Campaign Report
90-Day Campaign: The “Comedy Special”
$3,499
Impressions: 75K–100K+ locally through our network PLUS press release to thousands of media outlets
- 1 Sponsored Post (SEO-packed, DMV-targeted, humor-driven)
- Company Video Integration
- Social Media Blitz (on all our socials)
- Geo-targeted Keyword Strategy
- Press Release Distribution to thousands of media networks
- End-of-Campaign Report
Why Humor Converts
According to Nielsen, ads with humor increase brand recall by 47%. Translation: People remember funny stuff. They forget boring stuff. Don’t be boring.
Local SEO Advantage
We optimize for DMV-specific keywords like:
- Washington D.C. advertising
- Maryland digital marketing
- Virginia content creators
- DMV comedy blogs