Trump’s Social Security Proclamation: Retirement Gets a Red Hat Makeover

In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a Mar-a-Lago brunch and approved by a committee of golf carts, Donald J. Trump has allegedly issued a proclamation about Social Security. And folks, it’s not your grandma’s retirement plan—unless your grandma owns a condo in Trump Tower and thinks Medicare should come with a side of steak.