Doctor Bot Will See You Now

Hospitals in Washington D.C. are adopting AI diagnostics. Robots now read your X-rays, which is great—until they start judging your bone structure.

AI speeds up diagnosis, but let’s be honest—if a robot can find cancer, it should also find my missing socks.

Comedy Bits:

• Imagine a robot saying, ‘You’re fine, but your posture is tragic.’
• Next update: AI sends you a bill with emojis.

If robots can diagnose me, maybe they can also explain my dating life.