DMV Streaming Wars Heat Up—Local ISPs Blame Netflix for Slow Internet

DMV residents are binge-watching holiday specials, and local ISPs are pointing fingers at Netflix for sluggish speeds. According to Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/streaming-wars-dmv-2025/), streaming traffic surged 40% this week, straining networks across D.C., Maryland, and Virginia.

**The DMV Angle**
Arlington gamers rage as downloads crawl. Bethesda families blame buffering for ruining “Elf” night. Georgetown influencers complain their TikTok uploads are slower than Metro escalators.

ISPs argue they’re investing in fiber upgrades, but critics say throttling practices persist. FCC data (https://www.fcc.gov/reports) shows complaints rising in urban hubs like D.C.

**Why It Matters**
Streaming wars impact consumer satisfaction and local businesses relying on fast connectivity. Experts warn that without infrastructure upgrades, DMV internet could resemble dial-up nostalgia.

**Closing Punchline**
If your Netflix buffers tonight, just pretend it’s a suspense tactic.