Welcome to the DMV AI Daycare

Washington D.C. is now debating AI regulation like it’s a toddler with scissors. Lawmakers are asking: Should robots have bedtime? Should ChatGPT get a juice box before writing your emails? The new bill proposes that every AI system must be ‘transparent,’ which is ironic because Congress hasn’t been transparent since dial-up internet.

AI is everywhere—from your fridge suggesting kale smoothies to your car judging your parallel parking. The DMV wants to lead the charge, because nothing says ‘innovation hub’ like a city where potholes have tenure.

Experts say regulation will prevent bias, but let’s be honest—if your AI is biased, it probably learned it from Twitter. The DMV is framing this as a safety issue, but really, they just want to make sure Alexa doesn’t run for office.

Comedy Bits:

• Imagine an AI ethics committee run by people who still print emails.
• Picture robots lobbying for their rights while Siri interrupts with weather updates.

If Congress can regulate AI, maybe next they’ll regulate their own browser history.