In 2025, job hunting is less “career path” and more “Hunger Games with LinkedIn endorsements.” This satirical essay breaks down the real data behind why landing a job feels harder than getting Taylor Swift tickets—and yes, we brought stats, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Xavier Worthy is the DFS sleeper pick that’s about to become your fantasy football nightmare. With Mahomes throwing lasers and Worthy running like he’s late for a flight, your lineup better include him—or prepare to be humiliated by someone who did.
In a fictional twist on immigration enforcement, this satirical essay imagines ICE agents raiding a Hyundai plant in Georgia, confusing South Korean executives with undocumented workers—and K-pop fans with national security threats. A comedic take on bureaucracy, branding, and the chaos of cross-cultural misunderstanding.
Get ready for a celestial spectacle this September 2025 as the Blood Moon and Total Lunar Eclipse light up the night sky. Learn how to watch it, why it’s called the Blood Moon, and how ancient civilizations freaked out over it—plus, we throw in some cosmic comedy for good measure.
Donald Trump announced he’ll award Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom, sparking national debate and late-night comedy gold. From Mafia takedowns to landscaping press conferences, Giuliani’s legacy gets a shiny new twist.
What happens when the company that made ChatGPT decides to take on the company that made Clippy? You get a job platform where your resume writes itself, your cover letter is a haiku, and your interview is with a hologram of Steve Jobs. Welcome to the future of employment—brought to you by OpenAI.
Robert Kiyosaki is back with another apocalyptic prediction—this time, it’s civil war. We break down his latest claims, fact-check the drama, and add a comedic twist to the gold rush.
RFK Jr. turns a Senate confirmation hearing into a masterclass in misinformation, ignoring science and civility in equal measure.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a political firestorm over his vaccine policy stance during his confirmation hearings. From citing debunked studies to misrepresenting federal compensation programs, Kennedy’s approach has sparked bipartisan backlash and a comedy goldmine of contradictions.
