From duct-taped engines to pilots powered by caffeine and regret, here’s your definitive guide to the airlines that turned budget cuts into airborne anxiety. Spoiler: your wallet might survive, but your nerves won’t.
The Powerball jackpot has officially crossed the billion-dollar mark, and the DMV is buzzing louder than a Metro escalator alarm. From Bethesda to Ballston, everyone’s buying tickets, manifesting yachts, and Googling “how to disappear after winning the lottery.” Here’s a satirical look at America’s favorite fantasy: becoming a billionaire overnight without having to Venmo your cousin back.
In the heart of the DMV, where policy meets platform, tech giants are turning basic security into a luxury item. From Meta’s retreat from fact-checking to Twitter’s pay-to-protect model, this satirical essay explores why safety should be standard—not a subscription.
Labor Day wasn’t born in a backyard BBQ—it came out of strikes, sweat, and a whole lot of sass from America’s working class. In the DMV, it’s a mix of history, humidity, and hot dogs. Here’s how Labor Day went from picket lines to Potomac riverfronts.
Labor Day: the one day a year Americans celebrate work by doing absolutely none of it. But behind the barbecues and mattress sales lies a surprisingly spicy history of strikes, riots, and a whole lot of sweaty union drama. Let’s dig into the facts, the fiction, and the fire pits.
From cereal boxes that double as wind tunnels to software bundles that include features no one asked for, corporations have mastered the art of packaging inflation. This satirical exposé names names, drops facts, and asks: are we paying for products or just premium cardboard?
From Russia’s eternal presidency to China’s surveillance state, 2025 is serving serious dictator vibes. This satirical essay breaks down which countries are rocking the authoritarian aesthetic—and why democracy should be watching its back.
A viral claim that a government AI named DOGE uploaded 300 million Americans’ Social Security data to the cloud has sparked panic, memes, and misinformation. But is it true? Spoiler: not even close. Let’s unpack the chaos with satire, facts, and a few jokes about Elon Musk.
When Verizon went down, iPhones across the U.S. panicked harder than a teenager caught with 2% battery and no charger. Welcome to the SOS era—where your phone thinks you’re in danger, but really you’re just in Delaware.