Jay Cutler, former NFL quarterback and full-time facial expression of indifference, has officially added “DUI defendant” to his post-football stat sheet. After rear-ending a GMC, offering a $2,000 bribe, and storing a loaded Glock in his truck, Cutler now faces four days in jail, a revoked license, and a lifetime supply of bad headlines.
Donald Trump’s second term is a masterclass in legal loopholes, executive orders, and constitutional contortionism. From drug pricing to vaccine mandates, here’s how he’s allegedly staying “lawful” while doing things that make lawyers cry into their coffee.
Artificial Intelligence is the future—but it’s also a water-guzzling diva. From server farms in Singapore to data centers in Des Moines, AI is sipping H₂O like it’s a craft cocktail. Here’s a satirical look at how much water AI is using, how much more it’ll demand, and whether humanity should start bottling clouds.
Elon Musk is once again throwing shade at Apple, reigniting a feud that’s part tech drama, part billionaire soap opera. From App Store fees to Twitter (X) threats, this satirical breakdown dives into the latest round of Silicon Valley’s most entertaining rivalry.
A comedic breakdown of who’s really paying taxes in America—rich vs. not-so-rich—from 2020 to 2025. Featuring data, charts, and enough sarcasm to fill a billionaire’s offshore account.
As DEI policies face political fire across the U.S., university presidents are responding with the academic equivalent of a mic drop: long-winded statements, unwavering conviction, and a refusal to apologize. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the higher-ed drama that’s got campuses buzzing louder than a freshman dorm on karaoke night.
In the great American relay race, work is the baton we never drop—even if it means parenting gets benched. This satirical essay explores how our calendars are more loyal to meetings than bedtime stories, with data-backed laughs and a reality check for the overworked and under-snuggled.
Trump’s executive order to deploy National Guard troops to fight crime in U.S. cities is making headlines—and raising eyebrows. We break down the top five cities most likely to get a surprise visit from camo-clad peacekeepers, backed by real crime stats and unreal political drama.
A rare human case of New World screwworm has emerged in the U.S., and it’s got everyone asking: “Wait, what the worm is that?” Let’s dig into the creepy crawly facts, the government’s response, and why this parasite might be the weirdest thing to trend since pickleball injuries.
