The crypto market just took a nosedive after Trump’s tariff mic drop. Bitcoin’s down, Ether’s crying in the corner, and Coinbase is basically ghosting investors. Is this a strategic cooldown or just crypto’s version of a panic attack? Let’s break it down—with jokes, charts, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Thirty-five years after the most Beverly Hills crime imaginable, the Menendez brothers are back in the headlines—this time not for murder, but for parole. And America’s true crime obsession is ready to binge-watch their redemption arc like it’s Season 4 of “The Crown.”
From megachurches to moon rituals, America’s religious landscape is evolving faster than a sermon during football season. This satirical breakdown of the Top 10 Religions in the U.S. (2020–2025) dives into congregation stats, church counts, and spiritual trends—with a DMV twist and a punchline in every pew.
Is the U.S. economy in a depression, or are we just all collectively stress-Googling “how to live off-grid”? Let’s compare 2025 to the Great Depression—with data, jokes, and a chart that’ll make your econ professor cry.
The NCAA is officially panicking over college football prediction markets, where fans trade game outcomes like crypto. Here’s why the suits are sweating, the fans are thriving, and the mascots might be next.
Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
In a move that screams “Silicon Valley meets Capitol Hill,” the U.S. government is officially sliding into Intel’s shareholder meetings. Is this the start of a tech-industrial rom-com or just another episode of “Bureaucracy: The Series”? Let’s unpack the chips, the stakes, and the comedy.
Is ICE skating on constitutional thin ice or just enforcing the law with frosty precision? This satirical essay breaks down both sides of the legal debate surrounding ICE’s enforcement tactics, featuring expert insights and DMV-specific context. No verdicts here—just facts, jokes, and a whole lot of bureaucratic brain freeze.
A federal court just denied Donald Trump’s attempt to make taxpayers cover his $83 million defamation bill to E. Jean Carroll. In this satirical essay, we unpack the legal drama, MAGA’s outrage, and what it means for your wallet, your sanity, and your comedy blog.
