Leaked emails allegedly show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell to remove Donald Trump’s name from a “power list.” But is it real? We break down the facts, the fiction, and the satire behind the latest twist in the Epstein saga.
Donald Trump’s latest executive order is making headlines—and raising eyebrows—as critics claim it directly contradicts a recent Supreme Court ruling. In this satirical breakdown, we explore the legal drama, political spin, and constitutional chaos that’s got America’s lawyers Googling “Can you impeach a former president twice?”
After four decades of being the go-to heart medication, beta-blockers are facing a medical breakup. This satirical essay explores the shifting science, the prescription drama, and why cardiologists are finally asking, “Are we still in love with beta-blockers—or just afraid to move on?”
Retail giants like Walmart, Target, Home Depot, Costco, and Amazon are already selling Christmas items in early September 2025. Is it inflation, desperation, or just America being America? This satirical essay breaks down the economic strategy, emotional manipulation, and absurdity behind the premature holiday push.
In 2025, the U.S. economy is throwing curveballs like it’s trying out for the Yankees, but America’s biggest corporations are acting like it’s just another Monday. Why the hush-hush? Let’s decode the silence, fact-check the spin, and throw in some data that even your conspiracy-theorist uncle can’t argue with.
Verizon and SpaceX are teaming up like the Avengers of bandwidth, promising to beam 5G from orbit while still charging you $14.99 to text your mom. Here’s what this $1.7 billion cosmic hookup means for your phone, your wallet, and your sanity.
No, Mark Zuckerberg didn’t sue himself—but the internet sure wanted him to. We fact-check the viral headline and dive into a satirical courtroom where Zuck faces off against… Zuck. Spoiler: the judge is an AI trained on Reddit.
Oracle’s cloud backlog just crossed $100 billion, and Wall Street is losing its mind. AI demand is driving the surge, but let’s be honest—this is less about artificial intelligence and more about artificially inflating investor expectations. Here’s what it means, why it matters, and how Larry Ellison probably celebrated with a yacht the size of Delaware.
Scam job listings are exploding across platforms like LinkedIn, Indeed, and Facebook, turning your job search into a phishing expedition. This satirical essay breaks down how scammers bait desperate applicants, ranks the worst platforms, and shows how job scams have surged over the last three years, with a graph and a punchline.