In a week where America asked, “Did he really say that?”, Donald Trump threatened to treat U.S. cities like war zones. Democrats responded with a collective eye-roll, a few spicy press releases, and one senator reportedly whispering, “Is this guy okay?” Let’s unpack the drama, the data, and the delusions.
In 2025, while most Americans are doomscrolling TikTok and arguing over AI-generated Taylor Swift lyrics, your local amendment auditor is quietly saving democracy one typo at a time. This satirical essay explores why these watch dogs’ matter, what they’re uncovering, and how their work is more relevant than ever.
AI-generated videos are flooding social media like it’s 2023 all over again. But here’s the thing: we’ve seen it. We’ve clapped. Now it’s time to move on. This satirical essay breaks down the fatigue, the facts, and the future of AI content oversharing.
Amazon just axed the Prime Household loophole that let you share free shipping with your cousin who still owes you $40 from 2017. Here’s why it matters—and why your family group chat is about to get spicy.
A recent court ruling has climate advocates sweating harder than the planet. Billions in federal climate grants just got the boot, thanks to a legal win for Donald Trump. Let’s unpack the drama, the dollars, and the denial, with jokes, facts, and a dash of despair.
The “Big Beautiful Bill” is Washington’s latest attempt to rebrand budget cuts as patriotic glitter. This satirical breakdown explores how the bill’s healthcare provisions could leave millions uninsured, spark preventable deaths, and redefine paperwork as a weapon. Spoiler: it’s not beautiful, and it’s definitely not big on compassion.
When a Phillies fan demanded a home run ball from a kid like it was the last Wawa hoagie on Earth, America got a front-row seat to the most Philly showdown since Gritty tackled Santa. Here’s what really happened — and why it says more about us than just baseball.
In a digital twist worthy of a Black Mirror episode written by QAnon interns, Donald Trump’s photo allegedly appeared on the White House LinkedIn profile—and somehow ended up on Barack Obama’s page. Whether it was a glitch, a prank, or just the ghost of 2016 refusing to die, we break down the chaos in this satirical essay.
Donald Trump is calling the Pentagon the “Department of War,” reviving a name America ditched in 1947 for sounding too aggressive. This satirical essay explores the history of the Department of War, its rebranding to the Department of Defense, and why Trump’s throwback terminology is stirring up headlines, memes, and military-grade confusion.
