Comcast and Versant just gave MSNBC and Peacock a makeover that screams “midlife crisis in font form.” In this satirical deep dive, we unpack the corporate rebrand that swapped color for confusion and acronyms for ambiguity. Welcome to the Logo Olympics—where branding is bold, baffling, and barely useful.
Walmart has recalled its Great Value shrimp in 13 states after the FDA detected radioactive Caesium-137 in a shipment from Indonesia. While one contaminated sample didn’t hit shelves, three batches did—and if you live in the DMV, it’s time to check your freezer before your dinner starts humming.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.
Think your favorite brands are proudly American-made? Think again. This satirical exposé reveals what’s truly “Made in America,” what’s just wearing a flag for clout, and which beloved companies quietly outsourced your patriotism—often to the Philippines.
Donald Trump is back with a new plot twist: banning mail-in voting before the 2026 midterms. In this satirical essay, we unpack the absurdity, the strategy, and the DMV’s reaction to the latest attempt to stamp out democracy—literally.
On August 15, 2025, former U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin allegedly met at Joint Base Elmendorf–Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska. What followed was a summit so surreal, it made the DMV’s traffic circles look straightforward. Here’s a satirical breakdown of the most talked-about meeting that may or may not have happened.
Is your local government moonwalking over the Constitution while you’re stuck in traffic on I-270? This satirical exposé dives into the legal shenanigans happening in plain sight across the DMV, backed by real data and a healthy dose of disbelief.
A satirical deep dive into the slow death of business accountability in the DMV area. From ghosting customer service bots to products built to break, we explore the absurdity of modern commerce—with jokes, data, and a smart thermostat that judges you.
Popular weight loss drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy are now being linked to sudden vision loss. That’s right—your dream of shedding pounds might come with a side of “Where did the world go?” Welcome to the DMV’s latest health horror story, where your kale smoothie is looking at you like, “Told you so.”
