Because if history repeats itself, and Trump gets another four years, late-night hosts will need more than punchlines—they’ll need passports.
A tariff is basically a tax on imported goods. Think of it as the cover charge countries slap on each other’s products. You want to bring in French wine? That’ll be 20%. Chinese electronics? Pay up. Canadian maple syrup? Okay, that one’s sacred—don’t touch it.
Picture it: Washington D.C., the Kennedy Center, a venue known for elegant galas and cello solos. Suddenly, the red carpet is rolled out—not for Yo-Yo Ma, but for Donald J. Trump, arriving in a gold-plated golf cart, flanked by Secret Service agents and a guy dressed as a bald eagle.
Remember when “unlimited” meant you could stream Netflix, FaceTime your dog, and download the entire Fast & Furious franchise without a care in the world? Yeah, those were the good old days—like, 2021.
Fast forward to 2025, and your “unlimited” plan now comes with more asterisks than a Marvel multiverse contract. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile—they’re all playing a game of “How Low Can You Go?” with your data, perks, and patience.
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It started with a joke. Then a meme. Then a congressional hearing where someone said, “We’re not banning books, we’re just curating truth.”
And suddenly, your grandma’s Facebook feed looks like a Kremlin press release.
A satirical deep dive into the Democratic Party in 2025—where Biden’s wrapping up, Kamala’s still meme-adjacent, and progressives, moderates, and Gen Z activists battle for control of the group chat. Political humor meets late-night chaos in this irreverent look at America’s blue machine.
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On August 11, Donald Trump declared “Liberation Day” in Washington D.C., invoking Section 740 of the D.C. Home Rule Act to place the city’s police force under federal control and deploy the National Guard like it was a pop-up shop for authoritarianism.