Because nothing says “compassion” like a 300-page PDF with a barbed wire watermark.
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If you thought education was already a chaotic blend of standardized tests, budget cuts, and motivational posters that say ‘Dream Big’ next to a broken stapler, 2025 just said, ‘Hold my dry erase marker.’ The U.S. education system has officially entered its midlife crisis—complete with policy pivots, funding facelifts, and a curriculum that now includes ‘How to Survive AI Without Crying.’
Congress just passed the Rescissions Act of 2025 — slashing $9 billion from diplomacy, development, and public broadcasting. This satirical blog breaks down the budget bloodbath with puppets, pigeons, and punchlines.
Congress just passed the “One Big Beautiful Bill” — a budget so bold it sounds like a dating app bio. This satirical breakdown dives into tax cuts, debt ceiling drama, and the reality-show energy of reconciliation politics. Spoiler: PBS gets a tote bag, NASA gets a moon base, and we all get a headache.
Budget cuts, inflation spin, and a data-driven State of the Union — this satirical blog breaks down the chaos of August 2025 politics with jokes, sketches, and punchlines that make Capitol Hill look like a comedy club. From Big Bird’s budget crisis to Schrödinger’s grocery bill, it’s a fast-paced roast of America’s latest political playlist.
Why don’t we use images in our political articles? Because we’re not here to Photoshop your outrage—we’re here to report it. Discover how ditching visuals keeps our journalism clean, bias-free, and smarter than your uncle’s Facebook feed.