A satirical deep dive into why the Rapture is back in the headlines, what Christians are saying, and how the apocalypse became America’s favorite binge-watch. Spoiler: Jesus might return before your Amazon order does.
House Republicans are reportedly trying to rewrite the history of the January 6 Capitol riot—because apparently, if you squint hard enough, a violent insurrection looks like a misunderstood flash mob. This satirical essay explores the political remix, historical revisionism, and the absurdity of turning chaos into campaign content.
Maryland leaders are pushing back after Trump-era officials questioned the $1.2 billion Key Bridge rebuild and the inclusion of DEI practices. This satirical essay breaks down the fiscal freakout, the diversity drama, and the political potholes in America’s latest infrastructure debate.
In 2025, student loan debt continues to haunt millions of Americans like a ghost that charges interest. This satirical breakdown uses real data to visualize how many people are in debt, how deep they’re drowning, and why the system still feels like a rigged Monopoly game.
Donald Trump’s latest remarks about Tylenol and drug overdoses have sparked confusion, concern, and a few Advil sales. We break down what he said, what’s true, and what’s just political placebo.
Michelob Ultra just did the impossible—it beat Modelo Especial in the beer sales Olympics. But is this a coronation or just a CrossFit flex? Let’s break down the numbers, the marketing, and the madness behind America’s new top-selling beer.
A new bill promises to permanently end Social Security taxes for retirees — but is it real reform or just political theater? We break down the facts, the spin, and the comedy in this satirical deep dive.
From January to August 2025, U.S. layoffs have surged, dipped, and done the cha-cha. We break down the monthly carnage with jokes, verified stats, and a graph that screams “update your LinkedIn.” Featuring federal job cuts, tech firings, and economic satire.
A potential Supreme Court ruling could redefine presidential power over federal agencies like the FCC—raising questions about Trump-era pressure on broadcasters, media freedom, and whether your nightly news might soon come with a MAGA watermark.