Tariffs were supposed to punish foreign companies. Instead, they punished your wallet like it just lost a bet with Jeff Bezos. From Apple to Whirlpool, here’s how real businesses are quietly passing the buck—and why your toothpaste now costs like it’s infused with diamonds.
Despite Donald Trump’s ongoing feud with Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz has remained conspicuously silent in 2025. This satirical essay explores Cruz’s strategic non-response, the political dynamics behind it, and imagines what might happen if Cruz ever stepped into the late-night spotlight.
Elon Musk reportedly gave employees a 48-hour deadline for a major assignment, sparking backlash, burnout, and a flurry of Slack messages that read like panic attacks in emoji form. Here’s the satirical breakdown of what happens when your billionaire boss thinks he’s directing a Marvel movie.
Wendy’s is serving up a new combo: fewer fries, higher prices, and a side of corporate confusion. This satirical essay explores the fast food giant’s “get less for more” trend, complete with a graph that shows how your wallet is losing weight faster than their burgers.
The AP Polling Tracker may be gone, but America’s political mood swings are alive and well. From presidential approval ratings to voter indecision that rivals choosing a Netflix show, here’s a satirical deep dive into the state of U.S. polling in 2025.
Johnny Carson believed late-night comedy should unite, not divide. In today’s hyper-political media climate, his apolitical approach feels like both a relic and a roadmap. This satirical essay explores Carson’s philosophy, its impact on late-night TV, and what modern hosts can learn from the man who made America laugh without picking sides.
NFL Week 3, 2025 was a masterclass in chaos, comebacks, and questionable coaching. From the Dolphins’ dominance to the Commanders’ defensive meltdown, here’s your satirical recap—plus AFC and NFC standings graphs that prove math is just pain in chart form.
In a move that’s part Orwell, part overkill, an Ohio school has introduced an electronic pass system that limits students to just seven bathroom breaks per week. That’s right—your bladder now needs a booking. Let’s dive into the absurdity, the backlash, and the future of restroom surveillance in America’s public schools.
In a world where the line between real headlines and The Onion is blurrier than a politician's apology, satirical news websites have become our collective court jesters. They're the brave souls holding up a funhouse mirror to society, letting us laugh at the absurdity of it all before we start day-drinking. Think of it as therapy, but cheaper and with…
