From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
Comcast and Versant just gave MSNBC and Peacock a makeover that screams “midlife crisis in font form.” In this satirical deep dive, we unpack the corporate rebrand that swapped color for confusion and acronyms for ambiguity. Welcome to the Logo Olympics—where branding is bold, baffling, and barely useful.
Think your favorite brands are proudly American-made? Think again. This satirical exposé reveals what’s truly “Made in America,” what’s just wearing a flag for clout, and which beloved companies quietly outsourced your patriotism—often to the Philippines.
A satirical deep dive into the slow death of business accountability in the DMV area. From ghosting customer service bots to products built to break, we explore the absurdity of modern commerce—with jokes, data, and a smart thermostat that judges you.
How Modern Companies Are Replacing People with Perfectly Programmed Replicants—and Why Your Resume Might Need a DNA Sample.
Google knows everything about you—except the weird stuff you do offline. Here’s a satirical look at the last scraps of your analog soul.
Remember when “unlimited” meant you could stream Netflix, FaceTime your dog, and download the entire Fast & Furious franchise without a care in the world? Yeah, those were the good old days—like, 2021.
Fast forward to 2025, and your “unlimited” plan now comes with more asterisks than a Marvel multiverse contract. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile—they’re all playing a game of “How Low Can You Go?” with your data, perks, and patience.
