From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
From boardroom PowerPoints that could be war crimes to CEOs who think “synergy” is a personality trait—we dissect the hustle culture one buzzword at a time. IPOs, layoffs, and LinkedIn humblebrags? All fair game.
Let’s talk about the FCC—the Federal Communications Commission. You know, the folks who regulate everything from your grandma’s ham radio to your cousin’s conspiracy podcast. In 2025, the FCC is either protecting democracy or remixing the Constitution like it’s a SoundCloud track. Let’s dive in.
Nabisco’s cookie packages are shrinking faster than your patience at a DMV. This satirical deep dive explores the snack-sized scandal of shrinkflation, corporate spin, and why your Oreos now come with more air than cream.
China’s new AI content labeling law is the world’s first large-scale regulation of synthetic media. Is it a bold leap toward responsible AI governance—or just Beijing’s way of saying, “We see you, deepfake Drake”? This satirical essay breaks down the law’s implications, global reactions, and what it means for creators, coders, and confused grandmas everywhere.
Rumors are sizzling hotter than a skillet of country ham: Did Cracker Barrel suspend its restaurant remodels because of a logo controversy? We fact-check the claim, roast the internet’s outrage machine, and serve up a side of satire with your biscuits.
Retail giants like Walmart, Target, Home Depot, Costco, and Amazon are already selling Christmas items in early September 2025. Is it inflation, desperation, or just America being America? This satirical essay breaks down the economic strategy, emotional manipulation, and absurdity behind the premature holiday push.
In 2025, the U.S. economy is throwing curveballs like it’s trying out for the Yankees, but America’s biggest corporations are acting like it’s just another Monday. Why the hush-hush? Let’s decode the silence, fact-check the spin, and throw in some data that even your conspiracy-theorist uncle can’t argue with.
Verizon and SpaceX are teaming up like the Avengers of bandwidth, promising to beam 5G from orbit while still charging you $14.99 to text your mom. Here’s what this $1.7 billion cosmic hookup means for your phone, your wallet, and your sanity.
Oracle’s cloud backlog just crossed $100 billion, and Wall Street is losing its mind. AI demand is driving the surge, but let’s be honest—this is less about artificial intelligence and more about artificially inflating investor expectations. Here’s what it means, why it matters, and how Larry Ellison probably celebrated with a yacht the size of Delaware.
Scam job listings are exploding across platforms like LinkedIn, Indeed, and Facebook, turning your job search into a phishing expedition. This satirical essay breaks down how scammers bait desperate applicants, ranks the worst platforms, and shows how job scams have surged over the last three years, with a graph and a punchline.
