We roast influencer endorsements, brand worship, and lifestyle trends that cost more than your rent. If it’s overpriced, overhyped, or over-Instagrammed, we’re already writing jokes.
We roast influencer endorsements, brand worship, and lifestyle trends that cost more than your rent. If it’s overpriced, overhyped, or over-Instagrammed, we’re already writing jokes.
Walmart has recalled its Great Value shrimp in 13 states after the FDA detected radioactive Caesium-137 in a shipment from Indonesia. While one contaminated sample didn’t hit shelves, three batches did—and if you live in the DMV, it’s time to check your freezer before your dinner starts humming.
August 2025’s economy is giving off strong “meh” vibes—rising prices, cautious optimism, and a job market that wants you to be a coder-barista-therapist. September’s forecast? Mild turbulence with a chance of pumpkin spice. Dive into this satirical breakdown of what’s happening, what’s next, and why your oat milk costs $7.
