Is the U.S. economy in a depression, or are we just all collectively stress-Googling “how to live off-grid”? Let’s compare 2025 to the Great Depression—with data, jokes, and a chart that’ll make your econ professor cry.
In a month where the Indian Rupee flexed harder than a gym bro on pre-workout, fading U.S. tariff threats and a surprise tax cut gave the currency a much-needed glow-up. We break down the economics, the drama, and the comedy behind the Rupee’s August surge.
Target’s stock is doing the cha-cha with inflation while its strategy team moonwalks through supply chain chaos. We break down how TGT’s price moves and execution-aware positioning are keeping it relevant, resilient, and retail-ready across the DMV and beyond.
Novo Nordisk and Dayforce led the charge in Monday’s stock market chaos, proving once again that Wall Street is just a very expensive mood ring. Here’s a comedic breakdown of the biggest movers, the wild theories behind them, and why your portfolio might need therapy.
New crypto laws in 2025 have turned the blockchain Wild West into a bureaucratic DMV. From KYC wallet rules to IRS dashboards, here’s how regulation is reshaping the crypto landscape—with jokes, jabs, and just a little existential dread.