From Ivy League illusions to classroom chaos, we satirize the academic world with the precision of a poorly graded essay. Professors, students, and tuition fees—everyone gets detention.
From Ivy League illusions to classroom chaos, we satirize the academic world with the precision of a poorly graded essay. Professors, students, and tuition fees—everyone gets detention.
In 2025, student loan debt continues to haunt millions of Americans like a ghost that charges interest. This satirical breakdown uses real data to visualize how many people are in debt, how deep they’re drowning, and why the system still feels like a rigged Monopoly game.
In a move that’s part Orwell, part overkill, an Ohio school has introduced an electronic pass system that limits students to just seven bathroom breaks per week. That’s right—your bladder now needs a booking. Let’s dive into the absurdity, the backlash, and the future of restroom surveillance in America’s public schools.
Are U.S. colleges delivering the value they promise—or just handing out diplomas and debt? This satirical essay breaks down the cost, outcomes, and absurdities of higher education in 2025. Spoiler: Your degree might be less useful than your Costco membership.
Montgomery and Fairfax counties are cutting education budgets and inflating class sizes—while top officials cash in on taxpayer-funded raises. Here’s the satirical breakdown of how your kid’s classroom turned into a sardine can while the superintendent got a new espresso machine.
