A breakdown of the laws that allow (or block) the President from deploying military troops to U.S. cities, with a DMV-focused lens on legality, controversy, and historical precedent.
Taylor Swift’s 2025 album Life of a Showgirl is already breaking records and hearts across the DMV. With over 1.2 million units sold in 24 hours, theatrical lyrics, and glitter-infused merch, it’s the emotional rollercoaster Washington D.C. didn’t know it needed.
Michelob Ultra just did the impossible—it beat Modelo Especial in the beer sales Olympics. But is this a coronation or just a CrossFit flex? Let’s break down the numbers, the marketing, and the madness behind America’s new top-selling beer.
A new bill promises to permanently end Social Security taxes for retirees — but is it real reform or just political theater? We break down the facts, the spin, and the comedy in this satirical deep dive.
Johnny Carson believed late-night comedy should unite, not divide. In today’s hyper-political media climate, his apolitical approach feels like both a relic and a roadmap. This satirical essay explores Carson’s philosophy, its impact on late-night TV, and what modern hosts can learn from the man who made America laugh without picking sides.
In this satirical deep-dive, we explore what would happen if Donald Trump proposed a $100,000 fee for H-1B visas. Spoiler: it’s like charging rent for the Statue of Liberty. Packed with punchlines, political parody, and SEO-rich absurdity.
Despite viral rumors, Disney has not pulled Jimmy Kimmel from any role due to controversy. This satirical essay explores the origins of the claim, the facts behind it, and the absurdity of internet speculation.
NASA’s discovery of a Martian rock with signs of life sparks internet chaos, political debates, and alien dating apps. A satirical look at science, society, and space absurdity.
Leaked emails allegedly show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell to remove Donald Trump’s name from a “power list.” But is it real? We break down the facts, the fiction, and the satire behind the latest twist in the Epstein saga.