Judge Frank Caprio, the internet’s favorite dispenser of justice and dad jokes, has passed away at 87 after a recurrence of cancer. In this satirical tribute, we honor the man who made traffic court feel like therapy and turned citations into viral sensations. DMV readers, prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe pay that parking ticket.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.