This is the island of misfit satire—where we dump the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncategorizable. From Florida headlines that read like Mad Libs to billionaires launching cheese into space “for science,” this is where logic takes a sabbatical and comedy goes rogue. If it doesn’t fit anywhere else, it fits here perfectly.
This is the island of misfit satire—where we dump the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncategorizable. From Florida headlines that read like Mad Libs to billionaires launching cheese into space “for science,” this is where logic takes a sabbatical and comedy goes rogue. If it doesn’t fit anywhere else, it fits here perfectly.
What happens when the company that made ChatGPT decides to take on the company that made Clippy? You get a job platform where your resume writes itself, your cover letter is a haiku, and your interview is with a hologram of Steve Jobs. Welcome to the future of employment—brought to you by OpenAI.
Robert Kiyosaki is back with another apocalyptic prediction—this time, it’s civil war. We break down his latest claims, fact-check the drama, and add a comedic twist to the gold rush.
RFK Jr. turns a Senate confirmation hearing into a masterclass in misinformation, ignoring science and civility in equal measure.
From Lincoln’s logic to livestream tears, America’s leadership has taken a hard turn into emotional populism. This satirical essay explores how we keep trading competence for catharsis, backed by historical facts and bipartisan examples—with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
In a podcast moment that feels like it was generated by a glitchy AI trained on old Woody Allen scripts and Fox News soundbites, Woody Allen praised Donald Trump on Bill Maher’s show. Welcome to 2025, where reality is just satire with better lighting.
The Powerball jackpot has officially crossed the billion-dollar mark, and the DMV is buzzing louder than a Metro escalator alarm. From Bethesda to Ballston, everyone’s buying tickets, manifesting yachts, and Googling “how to disappear after winning the lottery.” Here’s a satirical look at America’s favorite fantasy: becoming a billionaire overnight without having to Venmo your cousin back.
Labor Day wasn’t born in a backyard BBQ—it came out of strikes, sweat, and a whole lot of sass from America’s working class. In the DMV, it’s a mix of history, humidity, and hot dogs. Here’s how Labor Day went from picket lines to Potomac riverfronts.
Labor Day: the one day a year Americans celebrate work by doing absolutely none of it. But behind the barbecues and mattress sales lies a surprisingly spicy history of strikes, riots, and a whole lot of sweaty union drama. Let’s dig into the facts, the fiction, and the fire pits.
From Russia’s eternal presidency to China’s surveillance state, 2025 is serving serious dictator vibes. This satirical essay breaks down which countries are rocking the authoritarian aesthetic—and why democracy should be watching its back.
