Artificial Intelligence is the future—but it’s also a water-guzzling diva. From server farms in Singapore to data centers in Des Moines, AI is sipping H₂O like it’s a craft cocktail. Here’s a satirical look at how much water AI is using, how much more it’ll demand, and whether humanity should start bottling clouds.
A rare human case of New World screwworm has emerged in the U.S., and it’s got everyone asking: “Wait, what the worm is that?” Let’s dig into the creepy crawly facts, the government’s response, and why this parasite might be the weirdest thing to trend since pickleball injuries.
Men and women aren’t in competition—they’re in a cosmic relay race where one hands off the baton of logic and the other sprints with emotional intelligence. Let’s stop pretending it’s a battle and start appreciating the weird, wonderful ways each sex dominates their own lane.
Thirty-five years after the most Beverly Hills crime imaginable, the Menendez brothers are back in the headlines—this time not for murder, but for parole. And America’s true crime obsession is ready to binge-watch their redemption arc like it’s Season 4 of “The Crown.”
Judge Frank Caprio, the internet’s favorite dispenser of justice and dad jokes, has passed away at 87 after a recurrence of cancer. In this satirical tribute, we honor the man who made traffic court feel like therapy and turned citations into viral sensations. DMV readers, prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe pay that parking ticket.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.