Wall Street’s having a mood swing, and the DMV is caught in the middle. From tech tantrums to energy drama, here’s your October 12th satirical breakdown of the stock market’s latest soap opera.
T-Bills are back, baby! Well, kind of. With interest rates hovering around 5%, short-term government securities are the DMV’s new brunch topic. Here’s your satirical breakdown of Treasury Bills in October 2025.